teambeentohell:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

sleepismyescape:

nbcnews:

The world is its bathtub: Giant rubber duckie continues international tour

(GIF: Sarah Coffey / NBC News)

A giant rubber duck created by Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman is towed along Hong Kong’s Victoria Harbor on May 2, 2013. “Rubber Duck,” which is 54 feet high, will be in Hong Kong until June 9. Since 2007, the duck has traveled to 10 countries and 12 cities.

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I want to be in HK for this :(

misatofanclub:

rose—-gold:

ch3guevara:

stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass

pocahontas was the worst

what did i just read

i am LAUGHING

(Source: disneyydreams)

da ba dee da ba di 

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insanosylum:

i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end i lost to the fabulous 

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dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

this is how the hours in derby days works, at least according to my experiences:

1-2 hrs: no special features, no bright colors, probably going to be brown

4 hrs: basic horse, can be any color. can have a skull but sometimes skulls are 8 hrs??

8 hrs: has a special feature, like a special…

FOR PERSONAL USE WHEEEEEEEEE

minitibbeh:

w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake 

i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

I’m dying because this is so cute.

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show

(Source: silvermoon424)

This animal is called a Quokka and it is the happiest thing on the planet.

(Source: buzzfeed)

itsjustafantasyfortwo:

godstiel:

I was going through this new book of short stories I bought and reached this one

I wondered what it could possibly be about

I DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE LITERAL

He was also reasonable, he didn’t fuck married mothers

jappan:

omg what

(Source: evange1ion)